The Bastard Lounge

Misinformed, angry, coffee-addled ranting.

Blame the Parents.

Breaking News! As the world renowned source of celebrity gossip you have come to expect from The Bastard Lounge, we can exclusively* reveal that Kim Kardashian this week gave birth … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · 4 Comments

Suiting Up.

Next week, I start work experience at one of those fancy grown up job things. So fancy and grown up is it, that I’ve had to buy my very first … Continue reading

June 11, 2013 · 3 Comments